Deep Thoughts by vonson

vonson(10): ass rapers of the world unite
vonson(10): theblob, i have a special gift for u
theblob(10): uh oh
vonson(10): a very special gift for all the channel 10 rape addicts
vonson(10): i invite you all to observe me as i walk u through one of the more
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vonson(10): please obs vonson at this moment
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You are now observing game 206.
Game 206: vonson (1676) klaika (1834) rated lightning 1 0

theblob(10): OBS VONSON


Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

theblob(10): go
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: standard vonson shitty opening
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: vonson has no respect for pawns
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: pawns are just...pawns in the game of...chess
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: vonson has development

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: vonson likes his pieces
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: black would be a fucking retard to king-side castle
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: but vonson knows that black is a retard
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: full frontal attack
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: pawn storm
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: apaprently, my knight is pinned, but who gives a
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.
vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: ass rape preparation
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: this is like putting on lube
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: the king is fucked
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vonson(10): obs vonson
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: let's play a game
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: it's called, find the ass rape
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: this is the quintessential rape
vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: hard to believe how quickly i found the proper move
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: i spent 10 seconds thinking about it
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: a grandmaster move
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: i would play this move in a standard game
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Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: lets play a game
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: find the mate
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: don't move until u see it
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: i cant see it
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: don't move until u see it
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: rape
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Game 206: vonson moves: Nxd7#
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Game 206: Black checkmated 1-0

Movelist for game 206:

vonson (1676) vs. klaika (1834) --- Wed Jun 4, 19:32 EDT 2008
Rated lightning match, initial time: 1 minutes, increment: 0 seconds.

Move vonson klaika
---- ---------------- ----------------
1. b4 (0:00) Nf6 (0:00)
2. Bb2 (0:00) d6 (0:00)
3. e3 (0:00) e5 (0:00)
4. f4 (0:01) exf4 (0:01)
5. Nf3 (0:00) fxe3 (0:01)
6. Bd3 (0:00) exd2+ (0:02)
7. Nbxd2 (0:01) Be7 (0:01)
8. Qe2 (0:00) O-O (0:01)
9. g4 (0:02) Re8 (0:02)
10. O-O-O (0:01) Nxg4 (0:05)
11. Rdg1 (0:04) Bg5 (0:01)
12. Qg2 (0:02) Bh6 (0:02)
13. h3 (0:01) Ne5 (0:03)
14. Nxe5 (0:02) dxe5 (0:01)
15. Kb1 (0:04) f5 (0:02)
16. Bc4+ (0:03) Kh8 (0:01)
17. Nf3 (0:00) Bd7 (0:04)
18. Nxe5 (0:01) Re7 (0:13)
19. Qxg7+ (0:10) Bxg7 (0:03)
20. Rxg7 (0:01) Kxg7 (0:01)
21. Rg1+ (0:02) Kf6 (0:01)
22. Nxd7# (0:00)
{Black checkmated} 1-0
Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: suppose black moves elsewhere
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kh8
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Game 206: vonson moves: Nf7#
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Game 206: Black checkmated 1-0
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: rape
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Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson moves: Kh6
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: this is nice
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Game 206: vonson moves: Bc1+
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kh5
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Game 206: vonson moves: Be2+
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kh4
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Game 206: vonson moves: Bg5+
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theblob(1923)[206] kibitzes: rulez
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Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson moves: Kh4
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Game 206: vonson moves: Nf3+
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kxh3
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Game 206: vonson moves: Bf1#
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Game 206: Black checkmated 1-0
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Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.


Game 206: vonson goes forward 1 move.

Game 206: vonson backs up 1 move.

Game 206: vonson moves: Rxg7
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Game 206: vonson moves: Nf7+
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kg8
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Game 206: vonson moves: Nxd8+
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Game 206: vonson moves: Kf8

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Game 206: vonson moves: Nxb7
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: lots of possibilities
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: but white always cums out on top
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: why
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theblob(1923)[206] kibitzes: because white is vonson
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: b/c i'm the bitch daddy rapist of fics 1 0
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: correct
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theblob(10): i am still learning
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: when i win with white its b/c i'm white
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theblob(1923)[206] kibitzes: i am still learning but i was close
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: when i win w/black it's b/c i'm the rape daddy
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vonson(1687)[206] kibitzes: this concludes today's lecture on rape
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theblob(10): vonson you could get katie
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vonson(10): in bed
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vonson stopped examining game 206.

Game 206 (which you were observing) has no examiners.
Removing game 206 from observation list.